Sweet Jesus!

To be honest, I'm not sure where Jesus was going with the whole "eat me" thing. Maybe he really did mean something more like "you fuckers are going to torture and kill me tomorrow, so you can all eat me!" and the original meaning was lost due to apostlic license and poor translation. Or maybe Jesus really was just a weird-ass dude who liked to say fucked up shit just to screw with us. God only knows!

EDIT: In case you weren't aware, the official doctrine of the Catholic church is that the Eucharist becomes the literal flesh and blood of Christ when you eat it. They call it transbustantiation.

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This week you get even more blasphemy in the form of a bonus comic! It's inspired by the prompts of the last elimination episode of Strip Search. Actually I was pretty surprised that with the prompts "religion" and "candy" neither of them thought to do any kind of Easter comic. I've got you covered! For about a week, you can check out the Easter comic here.

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Stay awesome, hooligans!