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Sext A Weiner by woohooligan Sext A Weiner by woohooligan
I got so damn tired of hearing about Anthony Weiner's penis... it's just asinine. It's no reason for the guy to resign and moreover, it's NOT NEWS! No matter how much they want to claim that it is, it's NOT NEWSWORTHY! It's not worth valuable news bandwidth! And the height of the stupidity came yesterday or today? I don't know. And I don't care... anyway, the point is they trotted out this former porn star to have her make a big speech at a podium where she gets to say "I did not sext Anthony Weiner." Here's the video: [link] Great! Why don't we all just declare that and maybe if we can create enough background noise, the news media will stop obsessing about Weiner's crotch! It's none of our damn business anyway.

Sorry for the rantiness! This was actually intended to be humorous, and then I went all medieval in my comments. D'oh!

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:iconjericawinters:
JericaWinters Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
HAhahahahahaah!
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, J! :giggle:
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JericaWinters Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
yw :dance:
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yellowfeather1976 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011
OH my... sooo many jokes ... so little time :) and yah.. it's not news,
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woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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BL8antBand Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I like the art. I give it a 10. The commentary did not help support the art. It cost you 1 point. So you get a 9.

(I only point this out because I do not agree with the comments, but I loved the art. Go figure...)
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AshPnX Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
The wonderfulness of it all... is that his name is Weiner.
I wouldn't even have paid attention had it not been. It was classic irony from the Irony Gods.

ANYWHO
Love this! I laughed tooooo hard.

PS: I'll get to you about the monkeys. Trying to figure it out still :D
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:iconbl8antband:
BL8antBand Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Good thing his name wasn't Anus?
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:iconashpnx:
AshPnX Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
OUCH lol
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, Freckles! :aww:
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DemonNeuro-of-Hell Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011
We all know Weiner used his weiner more than he should've. Media needs to get over it.
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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MS-Productions Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes! I entirely agree!
It is just annoying. That is why I like the Daily Show - they tried not to overdo the whole Anthony Weiner thing, often mentioning the irony behind how actual, newsworthy events are being plowed by this guy's penis -pun only slightly intended.
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Heh... Thanks Michael. :D
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MS-Productions Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Woah, someone did their research!

You are very welcome :D
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Pff... I like to try and be observant and get to know the folks that watch me or comment on my stuff. :D
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MS-Productions Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, thank you! I feel half flattered and half stalked...the perfect combination! :heart:
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woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
LOL... well it's hardly stalking... It is your public profile after all...

I remember this bizarre conversation I had with some chick on Tribe.net several years ago... I had been confused by this event where I'd seen this car around the parking lot where I work with a ton of bumper stickers on it... and well, if you cover your car in bumper stickers, you're obviously trying to say something -- you're advertising the things you like. And I liked a lot of the stickers, so one day I just decided to take a chance and leave a note under the windshield wiper that said "hey, I like your bumper stickers. I work here, my name is Isaac and here's my number in case you'd like to get coffee or something."

Unfortunately it backfired and I ended up getting reprimanded by my boss for it, which personally I thought was beyond the pale. (Apparently the girl had told her boss and her boss called my boss and chewed her out.) And when I described this story on a Tribe forum a while later, this other chick said "it's like stalking. It's tantamount to saying 'I know where you live'." The problem with this is that comment is patently absurd.

If you went to a party wearing a, let's say Far Side t-shirt, and I walked up to you and said "hey, nice shirt, my name is Isaac, would you like to get coffee some time?" would your assumption immediately be "HE MUST BE STALKING ME!"? ;P No, it wouldn't. You wouldn't assume anything, you'd just think "he likes my shirt, he must be a Far Side fan". It's no different than leaving a note on someone's car in response to their bumper stickers -- if you work in the same building, and you park in the same parking lot, and they probably see your car all the time, then duh, it's just a neighbor saying hi.

Anyway, I know you weren't looking for some long story, it just reminded me. ;P
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MS-Productions Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I loved that story! It was quite entertaining!
And yes, I used stalking as an extreme in order to create humor out of absurdity!
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woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, Mike! :D (Do you prefer Mike or Michael?) ... I actually jotted down a note about that story after I left the comment to remind me to do a comic strip about it. ;P
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kuroitenshi13 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional General Artist
AMEN!! I'm soooooooo tired of hearing about it myself. UG.
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, Angel! :D
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kuroitenshi13 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional General Artist
Most welcome, they need to find something actually important to speak of.
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Skasha Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
See, that right there?

[i]That[/i] is one of the many, many reasons why I am more than happy to NOT have a TV (internet is your friend, so is netflix and sidereel.)

I think my dad said they stopped reporting actual news in the 50's or 60's.

I honestly don't see what his sex life has to do with his ability to do his job correctly.
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woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Bingo. :D
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Ichiyama22 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
...who?
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Anthony Weiner is a congressman from New York City.
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Astralseed Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Professional General Artist
Is it bad that this made me laugh?
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Heh... no, that's the response I wanted.

:icondererplz:

Though I guess my artist description was a bit ranty. ;P
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seapuppy Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
agreed.
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, Sam! :D
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OceanAtEndofTheLane Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, Rain! :hug:
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:iconremnant-imaginations:
I agree, its gotten annoying to see it on the news repeatedly. :/
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:iconwoohooligan:
woohooligan Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, Rem! :hug:
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:iconremnant-imaginations:
^u^
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